How to tangle your hair in a brush...

or, rather, how to get it out of the brush.

Step 1:  Make sure you twist your long hair this way and that into a brush with thick, pointy bristles.

 Step 2:  After much complaining and whining about how long it's taking your mother to get your hair untangled, your mother should ask a neighbor to help.  However, she won't be able to do much more than your mother did, so have your mother ask the nurse across the street.  She will tell you to put LOTS and LOTS of conditioner in your hair and that should loosen it right up.

 
Step 3:  After about an hour of your mother and Amy trying to pull each strand out one by one, your dad will come home, and put you in the shower to wet all of your hair.

Step 4:  Your mother will leave with Amy to go out to eat and watch a movie while your dad will pull EACH BRISTLE out one by one from the brush until he can, at last, slide your tangled, wet, conditioned hair off the naked brush.

Step 5:  Throw the "brush" away.