Time's almost up

Yo, Vacuum!

You've been sucking up our

dirt for what?  like 3-4 years?

But, honey, you're time's

almost up.

If you're going to continue to

suck up whole pencils that I 

don't bother to pick up before 

vacuuming, you're gone.

Why should I have to worry about

toy cars, or Barbie clothes.

Geez!  Get a grip.. or... don't!

And by the way, can you just

stay standing for once while

I vacuum?  

  You are my love/hate relationship.

I love how you clean my floors.

But, I hate how I might get

electrocuted by you someday.

Vacuum, go away.

I mean, come here- 

Trey stepped on a cracker again.